onihcinimkcin:

firegfarchive-deactivated202106:

This book is soooo boring when do marx and engels kiss 😑

the book is theory. when they kiss…that’s praxis

lesbiskammerat:

lesbiskammerat:

That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

“I’m safe from having my political views dictated by others because I’m catholic” is probably the funniest thing you could add to this

zonnesproetje:

zonnesproetje:

when kids comment on baking recipes ……….. bro i might ccry why is this so cute

theres more !!!

adulthoodisokay:

winchestersingerautorepair:

brothersskeleton:

trickstertime:

aflo:

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

there’s a lot happening right here

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

thebootydiaries:

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

thedrunkencenobite:

Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.

Internal Affairs Investigator: I’m not sure how that’s a good use of tax doll-

Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.

Are you fucking kidding me?  You know how this would actually go?

Commissioner Gordon: *slaps roof* You know how much overtime I don’t have to pay on account of this bad boy?

Internal Affairs Investigator: Yeah, but still–

Commissioner Gordon: I just turn it on, and instead of paying a whole precinct time-and-a-half to never see their families, a guy dressed as a bat punches whoever we’re looking for a bunch of times and dumps them in the parking lot.

Internal Affairs Investigator: That’s not–

Commissioner Gordon: Sometimes I fire it up just to see who we get.  It’s like having a cat that brings you guys with twenty warrants out for their arrest instead of dead birds.

Internal Affairs Investigator: Okay, but you can’t tell people that.  Like, we can’t say it out loud.

Commissioner Gordon: So I shouldn’t have told the FBI they could borrow it if they ever feel like clearing their most-wanted list?

penisanthony:

gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:

amaralesbian:

hello???????

Started out SO strong and went SO violently wrong

Cars

korilakkumawithaknife:

posts-from-a-darker-timeline:

It’s bad enough that The Big Bang Theory got a reboot, but the fact that it’s now an animated series??? Directed by Butch Hartman????

This site has never gotten me closer to a full on meltdown than the split second I had between reading this post and then reading the source